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company christmas

12/18/2006 at 5:28 AM

i bet you've all heard of, or been to a 'company christmas party'. when i think of a company christmas party i immediately think of three things. those three things being; booze, crappy food, and door prizes. i enjoyed the 'ham' platter with a side of yams. mmmm. i however didn't enjoy the pleasure of drinking the booze. i was the one that was put in charge of keeping my table under control. and making sure they didn't ruin the evening with the drunken curses.
when all was said and done, i didnt get the trip to maui and the 2,500 in cold hard american dollars. i was awarded with 6 drunks complaining about how they wanted more full sail pale ale with their sara lee t.v. dinner. i think that a trip to a company christmas party really exemplifies everything good and holy about the holiday season. boy, i bet maui is nice this time of year.

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sorry to bother you

12/14/2006 at 12:56 AM

sometimes at work, you get that rare gem of a customer that totally makes your day. those customers that go out of their way to complain about everything you are doing 'wrong'. it was one of those days today. i did everthing right, i know i did... i have a god complex (very minor, haha). but it just turned my stride of a step into a slow shuffle. WHAT A DAY!!!

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